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Trump complained that the trading software was too slow, so he personally drew candlestick charts. With a shout, crude oil and gold surged straight up; then he changed his tune, and the market instantly plummeted. Wall Street analysts collectively lost their jobs; all the candlestick charts are drawn by his words, and the rise and fall depend entirely on his mood. Investors: Trading stocks with President Trump, your heart needs a circuit breaker!#特朗普 #美军封锁霍尔木兹海峡 $ETH