# 币圈佛系学

This market is like your mom simmering a chicken soup for three hours—
It smells good, but it just won't boil.
You're anxious, pacing around the stove, lifting the lid eight times,
But the soup still isn't boiling.
Finally, you give up, go scroll your phone for a while,
And when you come back—it's boiling, the meat is tender, and the aroma is intoxicating.
That's how the market is now.
You watch the charts every day, and it's like a dead fish, $0.9→$0.91→$0.89→$0.9…
Even an electrocardiogram is more exciting.
You ask, "Where's the bull? The supposed raging bull?"
The market maker smokes a ciga