The King of Understanding is deified! Posting a selfie as Jesus to attack the Pope, and even demanding Iran pay tolls for passing through?

Unbelievable! Trump was still president yesterday, and today he’s directly transformed into Jesus—posting a picture of himself as Jesus, with U.S. military, national flags, the Statue of Liberty, and an eagle angel all in the shot.
Why? Because Pope Leo criticized him for being too harsh on Iran, saying “God will not stand on your side.” The King of Understanding retorted with a tweet blasting the Pope, then posted a picture: “God won’t let me? Then I am God myself!”
Even more incredible, the U.S.-Iran talks collapsed, and the King of Understanding demanded Iran give him half of the tolls from the Strait of Hormuz. Iran: ??? The strait was originally sealed because of you, and now you want to steal the tolls? Isn’t the money from the U.S. military enough to buy lobsters?
The King of Understanding doesn’t care: “I will completely blockade the strait, deploying the world’s strongest navy!” As a result, the U.S. Navy destroyer turned off its identification system, trying to impersonate a merchant ship to smuggle through, but was targeted by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard missiles and scared off—fleeing faster than anyone.
When the stock market opened, the King of Understanding caused trouble. He said: “Do you want to see the stock market fall? Only a nuclear bomb would make it fall! I stopped Iran’s nuclear weapons, saved the world, and also saved the stock market—when the nuclear bomb comes, even the K-line must give way.”
Also, he imposed a 100% tariff on Chinese cars, claiming it was because “they’re too strong, and without banning General Motors and Ford, they would go bankrupt.” Then he said, “I have a very good relationship with China, they can come buy our cheap oil.” Both tough and loving, truly inseparable from us.
Finally, Blinken sarcastically asked: “Did the King of Understanding win so big that he withdrew?” Normal people can’t help but laugh when they see it.
The U.S. military officially blockades the strait, waiting for the King of Understanding’s next crazy stunt. $BTC ‌$RAVE ‌#Gate广场四月发帖挑战