Haha, let’s stick to the facts. Put these two news items together, and they’re really both outrageous and hilarious.

First, take a look at these two stories—you can basically call it a huge drama of “nobody gets to be the main character”!
First, let’s talk about Trump. He’s really “tougher with his mouth than with his cannons—more chaos than competence with his hands and feet.” On one side, he’s shouting about sealing Iranian ports and threatening to raise tariffs by 50%, thinking he can control the whole situation like playing cards. So what happened? Iran didn’t even square up with him head-on. They just told their Yemeni little brothers to block the Strait of Mandeb, and on the Suez Canal side, they also kept things under control. You want to seal the ports? Fine. I’ll reroute global shipping around Africa—costs double, and the price of crude oil $CL also skyrockets. Gold $XAU follows right behind. In the end, it’s still the United States that gets hit by the inflation. In plain terms, the more he makes a fuss, the more he’s “playing matchmaker” for oil prices—this is pure benefit for the oil bulls, and he’s basically gotten his face swollen from being slapped.
Now let’s talk about the China side too. It’s really “few words, strong power—precision, and a sharp, to-the-point comeback.” When Trump uses “supplying arms” plus tariffs to scare people, China just says one line: “There are no winners in a tariff war.” It directly shuts down his playbook. We just don’t take the bait, we don’t let ourselves get bogged down in internal conflict—we just do what we need to do. You want to fight a tariff war, Trump? Sure. In the end, everyone loses together—you in the U.S. can’t even withstand inflation first; instead, oil prices are being pushed upward by you. And in the end, the one who suffers is still you. It looks like he didn’t say anything too harsh, but every sentence lands right on the point—more effective than a head-on clash.
In plain terms, with these two acting in sync—one plays along and the other throws moves—the ones who end up unlucky are ordinary people around the world, while the ones who sit back and win are the oil! Oil prices are definitely going to keep rising from here. The more Trump messes around, the more they go up; even if China doesn’t respond, it still goes up. This market run really is a “chosen bull run,” #加密市场回升