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$RIVER Oh my—did the market maker not run away, right? Don’t scare me, big brother. I haven’t run away yet!
It’s only been one night, and the drop directly took me from “break even still within reach” to “lining up on the rooftop.”
I’m down 210k U—enough for me to hire people to hold signs at every red and green light intersection saying “RIVER pay it back.” Working shifts across the morning and evening rush hours, so that every driver in the whole city remembers my grievance. If that still isn’t enough, install a smart speaker at the door of every household in my community, and have it loop every morning, noon, and night: “Don’t touch RIVER,” as my wake-up alarm.
Now it feels like my wallet is a busted-mesh sack—money leaking out, and I’m still standing down there, stupidly catching it.
Market maker, did you actually run or not? If you ran, just make a sound so I can cut my losses early and go to the foot-massage parlor to get a lifetime card. If you didn’t run, can you at least give me a direction—should I drive it down to 5, or pull it up to 15? Don’t let me keep burning time here, holding the position until all my hair falls out; I’ve even saved on shampoo.
As long as you don’t go to zero, I’ll keep holding. When the day I finally break even comes, I’ll bring my brothers to burn incense for you. #Gate广场四月发帖挑战